no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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