once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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