Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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