just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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