ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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