at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she pinky promised me she was 18
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
