You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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