white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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