You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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