Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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