Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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