Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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