Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize