I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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