I hope mine doesn't look like that
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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