its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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