How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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