I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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