What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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