do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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