you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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