I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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