Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
