He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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