Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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