Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
