you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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