College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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