i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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