brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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