new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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