If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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