I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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