FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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