fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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