Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He? As in you personified your dick?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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