Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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