I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dear god my vagina.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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