Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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