Dual....:-)
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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