This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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