I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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