we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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