The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
This house was built for laser tag.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
