We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
