I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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