We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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