Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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