So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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