shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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