He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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