he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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