Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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