We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize