I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
People in love make me want to vomit
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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